December 2011
Dec 31st
3,906 notes
Dec 31st
882 notes
Dec 30th
629 notes
Dec 30th
1,071 notes
Dec 30th
51,299 notes
Dec 30th
14,809 notes
Dec 30th
123 notes
Dec 30th
5,468 notes
Dec 30th
94,063 notes
Dec 30th
16,165 notes
Dec 30th
7,807 notes
Dec 30th
11,124 notes
Dec 30th
78,569 notes
Dec 30th
138,137 notes
Dec 30th
497 notes
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
273 notes
Dec 30th
41,722 notes
Dec 30th
26,019 notes
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
6,909 notes
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
Dec 30th
86,175 notes
Dec 30th
383 notes
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
Dec 30th
65,295 notes
Dec 30th
1,167 notes
Dec 30th
2,089 notes
Dec 30th
1,410 notes
Dec 30th
113 notes
Dec 26th
626 notes
Dec 26th
2,532 notes
Dec 26th
104,140 notes
Dec 26th
10,548 notes
Dec 26th
10,755 notes
Dec 26th
51,774 notes
my parents: you're so beautiful and perfect you can get anyone you want
everyone else: quick someone call animal control there's a gorilla on the loose
Dec 26th
18,101 notes
Dec 25th
412 notes
Dec 25th
145 notes
Dec 25th
9,490 notes
Dec 25th
6,911 notes
Dec 25th
8,140 notes
Dec 25th
1,619 notes
Dec 25th
5,846 notes
Dec 25th
57,000 notes
Dec 25th
5,033 notes
Dec 25th
289,065 notes
Dec 25th
1,372 notes
Dec 25th
4,492 notes